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Patsy33 | 16:09 Tue 19th May 2020 | Jokes
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Late one night at the insane asylum one patient shouted, "I am Napoleon!"
A person in another room said, "How do you know?" The first patient said, "God told me!" Just then, a voice from another room shouted,

"I did not!"
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Very good: It's sort of Monty Pythonesque.
lol.
One of them is an imposter ;-)
Yes, but how do we know that there were three different voices coming from three different rooms? Perchance Napoleon is a ventriloquist and just having us on?
Neither did she!

Nurse!
We're all busy.
then there is the old joke from the time of the BSE crisis:
A man goes into a restaurant and orders Beef Wellington.
The waiter returns a few minutes later and says,
"I'm sorry sir, the beef Wellington's off - it thinks it's Napoleon."

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