Absolutely disgusting behaviour on the beach yesterday!!!
I was at Clacton on sea and saw a bloke and some lass having an almighty argument in front of loads of kids.
Suddenly the woman smacked the bloke in the head and it all kicked off. There was a massive brawl and someone called the police.
This poor copper turned up on his own and had to take his truncheon to the bloke who promptly snatched it off him and began assaulting the copper and the woman with the truncheon!
Then out of nowhere a crocodile crept up and stole all the sausages...
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