God If You Do Really Exist Can I Ask You A Favour.

[Bobnunton]

Please please please god dont let it rain because I have spent almost the last 2 hours cleaning and polishing my beautiful black Jag.
Black cars do matter.

[bookbinder]

I don't think that he's an ABer. I haven't seen any of his posts, anyway.

[Bobnunton]

Goddamit

[Old_Geezer]

She'll be happy to do that for you.

[jno]

you do realise he's otherwise occupied on Sundays? You should be resting too.

[Mozz71]

Perhaps some of our holier members can have a word with her.

[Mozz71]

Besides, God prefers Aston Martins.

[Bobnunton]

Well he's a very very naughty boy/girl/transgender person then isn't he/she/tranny Mozz

[Bobnunton]

Anyway it's just started bloody raining so it's true he/she/transgender does not exist

[johnny.5]

[Mozz71]

Or that It considers you to be a filthy sinner ;o)

[johnny.5]

but the sun always shines on the righteous

[johnny.5]

and T.V.

[shoota]

My beautiful black Jag was a bottomless moneypit so I sent her packing on the scrappers lorry.
Now I can get another one...

[shoota]

Did you use an orange bucket to wash your Jag by any chance?

[Bobnunton]

Only on a weekday

[fiveleaves]

All cars matter