My earliest memory is of my not so great uncle Wally, a DCI, telling me how he once attempted to catch a famous criminal, Hugo McSlattery, who was wanted for holding up the nation's post offices, armed with a potato gun and disguised as an orange B&Q bucket. Acting on an off-tip (you'll see why) from a local 'grass' (Slippery Sid), DCI uncle Wally, staked out a post office in the town, disguised as a lamp post. So good was his disguise, that several of the local strays relieved themselves on his legs. Yet he never moved an inch in the 8 hours he stood there. Unfortunately for him, Slippery Sid had 'mis-spoke' and while my uncle was staking out the post office in Burnley, McSlattery was robbing the post office in Barnsley, o'er the Red Rose/White Rose border. Poor Uncle never lived it down and retired from the force, later getting a job as a permanent sign post. Much to the delight of the town's stray dogs, and quite a few drunks.