Social Distancing Reduced To One Metre, Damn.

[SparklyKid]

Does that mean the missus will want to share our bed again.

[dannyk13]

Have you a link SK?

[fiction-factory]

Just put a plastic screen up down the middle

[Old_Geezer]

Did she previously ?

[woofgang]

I think its the hope/prediction for tomorrow

[dannyk13]

She must have a strong constitution.

[fiction-factory]

Have you let her out of the shed now then?
https://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/ChatterBank/Question1710525.html

[youngmafbog]

Not looking good Sparkly :-)

[sanmac]

If the one metre suggestion comes into effect, we could use are arms to gauge the distance just like these guys:

[maggiebee]

Doesn't apply to Scotland yet, but await an update from the First Minister on Thursday.

[maggiebee]

Thanks for the laugh sanmac, had forgotten that sketch.

[Peter Pedant]

dog off,
wife in,
is that a fair deal for either ?

[woofgang]

maggiebee it doesn't apply anywhere yet...its a hope/expectation that it will be announced tomorrow.

[fiction-factory]

Scotland will not simply follow suit I'm sure. After criticising the change from Stay Home to Stay Alert in England they have now replaced Stay Home by Stay Safe now (I think I prefer 'stay safe') and they had a route map rather than our Road Map, so if Boris or Matt confirm a change to 1 metre here from next week I think Scotland may say it's too soon but will a week or so later reduce theirs to 4 feet or a yard.

[woofgang]

Yes I noticed that too.