Pres Xi Threatens Prince Archie In Danger Revenge Shock

[Peter Pedant]

Pres Xi as we all know is pacifying and make peace in Hong Kong by imprisoning dissidents in concentration camps. Boris as a decent kinda fellow think this is not on, considering we governed the place 23 y ago and it was much better then, everyone now agrees. Boris has offered safe haven to threaten Britons in Hong Kong. Pres Xi libertarian and freedom lover, has threatened reprisals. We now learn from AB spy network in the ex-colony, that the main target will be Prince Archie who is well know to have hooded eyes and 'That Look' previously admired by the Dook ( of Edinburg).
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Pres Xi, it is reliably reported, is planning to kidnap the poor little mite as now his parents can barely afford foo stamps let alone an army of security guards. " We will bring him up as Chinee Mandarin Prince, He will be happy here - he looks the part anyway and Mandarin is not difficult language." The evil monster is reported to have said. "He will be the successor of Celestial Emperior Pu Yi and we will put him in the Forbidden City!"

Duchess Megan is planning an answer in dance and song to this heinous plan in a Hollywood directed extravganza,choreographed and starring herself!

now what do Abers think of THAT?

please note this is REAL news compared to the crip we are usually served up with - see below

[Peter Pedant]

// Perhaps PP will now rein in calling some people white supremacists? //
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I dont know - I think Prince Archie would make rather a good celestial emperor of the Chinese !