Excuses For Ambulance Chasers

[tourdeforce]

Hello Folks,

I am looking for some fun excuses that I can say to the scam ambulance chasers that phone me on a fairly regular basis.

The ones I have used in the past include:-
1. I was on the Titanic when it sank.
2. I was on a plane when it crashed ("oh dear, what happened?") I died.
3. I was driving a bus when I drove it off the edge of a cliff.

Looking forward to your answers in anticipation.

Best regards,
Mr DeForce

[tourdeforce]

All great so far folks. Any more would be great...

[sunny-dave]

I'm still getting mileage out of my

"Hello - Blankshire County Council Anti Terrorist Hotline

Please identify yourself

Do not hang - up we have traced this call and an international police snatch squad will be arriving with you in 2 minutes unless you give the agreed code word"


Hours of fun :+)

[Peter Pedant]

// "Hello - Blankshire County Council Anti Terrorist Hotline//

the internal hospital number for the MRI scanner was one digit aware from the Blankshire anti terrorism office
if you got confused and dialled the city dialling code for the hospital ( and added the extension no)

we asked them to change it