Mate of mine in Belgium had his VW GTI turbo nicked. 3 weeks later, the police reported that it had been found in deepest Limburg.
He drove it around and took it back complaining that it was lacking oomph - it was only on the third trip to the VW agency that they said 'nothing wrong with it up front - but we have noticed that you have turbo on the back - but there's no turbo with the engine. The thieves had nicked the engine to replace it with a bog standard model......
Meanwhile a colleague of a close friend of mine came out of his offices in the centre of Didcot, having left his car in the layby underneath the offices and in front of the butcher. Turned the key - nothing. Opens the bonnet - nothing there.
The Butchers - 'well, we thought you had a problem - three guys turned up with a van and lifted your engine out.....'
Bare-faced-chutzpah, as they say in New York, does work.