I Wish This £500 Hand Out Would Hurry Up ( Joke)

[Bobbisox1]

Trying to book a log cabin for us and the family pre Christmas week , the prices are extortionate , now if only we had that £500 :0(

[teacake44]

^^ Truth hurts :0)

[Apc2604]

Children behave. Please stop sniping and go to your rooms immediately!

[teacake44]

13.39 You've got it the wrong way round, everyone but you knows that venues make more money on food, ( not drink)

[Bobbisox1]

Apc, gullbert and the cake must have missed the inset in my OP
Did I say I’m writing a book? I’ve been given some cracking ideas from AB lol

[teacake44]

13.43 Don't forget it a site rule that you address other posters by there >>>> teacake44

[teacake44]

Well that's me done for the time being ,have fun all. :0)

[woofgang]

so essentially some bunch of people I have never heard of make a suggestion and the mirror translates that into "Rishi Sunak is considering" and AB then translate that into we are all getting 500 quid. Why am I not surprised?

[gulliver1]

If I get £500 from the Cons,I will order a Truck load of Logs, and join a self build group.

[woofgang]

gulliver, you'd get enough to build the privy

[gulliver1]

Gosh I thought I could build a log cabin with £500 worth of logs. Oh well back to the drawing board then Woofgang.

[DTCwordfan]

Remember to send teacake a 'Wish you weren't here' postcard when you do go, Bobbi.

[teacake44]

Creep ^^

[gulliver1]

21.32, Dtc is having a senior moment.

[andres]

Well if they gave me £500 I'd send it to a charity in Africa or India. People there are dying in droves, have no money or food.

[woofgang]

andres, the idea of any potential handout was that it HAD to be spent in local bricks and mortar businesses.

[barry1010]

I can't see any starving African travelling to the UK for a McDonalds with a voucher. Nice sentiment, though :)