Lost In Translation

[dannyk13]

The following is the opening paragraph of Instructions for Use relating yo a piece of apparatus I purchased.Anybody guess what it is?
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[webbo3]

steamer?

[Mamyalynne]

Exercise bike?

[dannyk13]

No.

[dannyk13]

Good grief Lynne, yes.How did you get that?

[Mamyalynne]

I cheated - sorry.