A Couple Of Chuckles

[Canary42]

I told my suitcases that owing to the coronavirus there would be no holidays this year; now I'm having to deal with emotional baggage.

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A famous art collector is looking round a junk shop when he notices a cat lapping milk from a saucer and he does a double take.

He recognises that the saucer is extremely old and very valuable, so he offers to buy the cat for two dollars.

The shop owner replies, "I'm sorry, but the cat isn't for sale.

The collector says, "Please, It’s such a pretty cat, my daughter would love it. I’ll give you £30 for it"

And the owner says "OK, it’s yours" And he hands over the cat for £30.

The collector continues, "Hey, for an extra £3 I wonder if you could throw in that old saucer. The cat's used to it and it'll save me from having to find one."

And the owner says, "Sorry buddy, but that's my lucky saucer. So far this week I've sold thirty-one cats."

[Tuvok]

Meow!!!

[marval]

Haha