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[bobtheturkey]

In light of the demise of the argos catalogue it got me thinking back to the day when finbar mcshanty attacked me with the said catalogue only for me to fend off the mad donkey farmer with an orange B&Q bucket

My love affair with the famous bucket began from that day on and I now own 758, do you collect anything?

[Ken4155]

TonyAV; "Free postage, Ken?" Air mail, T. I just attach an address card and release them to the wind :-)

[Jackdaw33]

This has made my day. You should look in more often, Bobtheturkey.

[marval]

What a lovely thread, thank you for making me smile Bob.

[ynnafymmi]

Are you looking forward for Christmas,bob?

[Mamyalynne]

That's why the buckets are so important Myffanwy.

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[ynnafymmi]

Blooming Hell,Mamy,no wonder KFC are multi-millionaires....758 buckets worth out of one turkey.Wish i had came up with the idea.

[Mamyalynne]

Ha, Bob avoids KFC in case of mistaken identity - he's safer in B&Q.

In fact he's their Ambassador.

[Jackdaw33]

As I have never been to B&Q, were it not for Bob's good offices I would be totally unaware of their orange buckets.

[Theland]

Jesus did similar with five loaves and two fishes.
Five B &Q buckets and two Argos catalogues?
Hmmm.
Need a comment from a non smoker.

[Mamyalynne]

You can't smoke kippers in a B&Q bucket - that way lies madness.

[Tilly2]

...and a right old stink!

[Jackdaw33]

You would need more than five buckets as according to the gospels when Jesus had finished he still had twelve bucketsful left over.

[Mexican18]

Blessed are the bucket makers!
Sorry, I'm new here.