Amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fee-is-me]

Did you do anything AMAZING today? (Not to detract from skyep.) Other than the 'normal' lovely day-to-day things, have you done anything TRULY AMAZING today...?

I did.

I spoke to whiffey.

OMG.

Turns out 'he' is a she.

[mean-russian]

I spoke to Whiffey and it was definelty a man.STOP LYING!

[whiffey]

I have been these:

whiffey, sod_the_m25, BasilFawlty, JaneAusten, nitwit, halfwit, DaveBrent, Socrates, WhereDidYouGetThatHat, ElizabethBennet (one t), and maybe a few other thoroughy vicious ********.

Who is holding a large chopper ?

LOL X

[b13thy]

whiffey is a girl. was i that drunk when i spoke to you?

[raysparx1]

whiffey was you the chimp ?

[mean-russian]

I spoke to a man on the phone and he knew too much to be a friend.I think Whiffey has got a girl to pretend to be him! Naughty boy.

[tictactoe]

only allowed 12 characters on a username...

[DotH]

fee is the wind up merchant here i think lol Oh well, we'll move on shall we.

[raysparx1]

was you LittleBishop ?

[whiffey]

Tic-Toc, premium AB members get up to 30 characters for a username.

I just remembered another one, the vilest of them all, Toad

He used to say things like

"You have ruined a simple risotto"
"How do you hide a beetroot in a shepherd's pie ?"

How indeed ?!!!

He might be back, who knows, that's down to the BBC.

[b13thy]

didn't he also say something about wet soup?

[whiffey]

Indeed he did Pete fella !

Also "Guinea Fowl does not sit happily on a risotto"

Roll on !!

[tictactoe]

Hot & Sour Soup

[mnko]

this is disturbing male/female? he/she croydon/scotland

[tictactoe]

In answer to your Q fee....


Yes, I did I swam the English Channel !!!!


n00dles takes a bow

[DotH]

hey whiffey, stay away from the premium membership gag that is my copyright lol

[unruliejulie]

hello fee (LMU waves frantically) i havent a clue what this is all about because i have had a few vodkas!!! Is Whiffey a girl?????? I knew it!!!!!

[redcrx]

unruliejulie, you must be the only one who did know it. I cant even tell if whiffey knows from one day to the next.

[unruliejulie]

well, red, i am a little bit psychic so that would explain it! so long as whiffey know who he/she is then thats all that matters i guess! lol