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[bobtheturkey]

As I was arranging my orange b&q buckets into the shape of a wicker man this evening I got to wondering the following...

If you were a rich tea biscuit would you prefer the incredibly painful but quick death of being dunked in a hot mug of tea or the slow lingering death of being forgotten in the biscuit tin with your comrades

[jno]

well, there was a Corona beer

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[Jackdaw33]

I believe Corona is also a brand of beer as I recall it being mentioned as the only brand on shop shelves at the start of the lockdown.

[Zacs-Master]

Dunk. Forsure.

[Mamyalynne]

[Jackdaw33]

This thread is in danger of becoming one of those Memory Lane ones.

[Arksided]

Maybe Jack, us spring chickens have no chance. I remember Vesta Curries though.

[Vagus]

If I was a rich tea biscuit, I’d like to be crushed with a rolling pin, enjoy the company of some glacé cherries and plump juicy sultanas before we all got covered in melted chocolate, allowed to harden then slowly melt again in a cup of tea. Bliss.

[Arksided]

If you're going down, you're gonna take 'em with you. hmmm.

[Mamyalynne]

Now that is thinking outside the biscuit barrel Vagus,good thinning.

[lankeela]

Vesta Chow Mein with Crispy Noodles was the only exotic food that ever got served in our house - my dad used to eat them but it was years later before I ever had anything 'foreign' and that was sweet and sour chicken nicked from my brother's take away. We were definitely a meat and two veg household. I still can't eat anything that I can't clearly see what it is - and the advert for pesto makes me heave.