As Bobbi unfortunately has thrown the towel in I'll answer Sunk 22.07.
Sunk, Pet, at least all those 'Labour thickos in safe Labour seats in’t North' know that Hartlepool is not in 'Geordie Land'. They would also tell you that your limp wristed attempt at a 'northern accent' is also nowhere near Geordie - they don't say 'in't' (or 'oop for that matter) that's about 50 miles south of Newcastle.
Those sorts of generalisations, especially when trying to make derogatory statements, makes you look rather like the description of the Middlesbrough MP you were scorning. (except I doubt you are a lecturer)