A Man

[marval]

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on different levels of noise.
The librarian says, "Sure, what Volume would you like?"


My partner said, "I can think of 14 reasons to leave you, plus your obsession with Tennis!" I replied, "That's 15 love."


The man who created Parcel force has died.

His funeral will be held on Thursday between 7am and 6pm



When I was a lumberjack I chopped down exactly 3,625 trees.

I know this because every time I chopped one down I kept a log.



Can you believe it? I got fired because I always turn the lights off when I go to bed!

I never really enjoyed being a lighthouse keeper anyway.


I was in the bank earlier when Diana Ross tried to push in.

I said, you can't hurry love you'll just have to wait.


I finally managed to sell my glove puppets.

A collector gave me £200 to take them off my hands.

[Sqad]

/////My partner said, "I can think of 14 reasons to leave you, plus your obsession with Tennis!" I replied, "That's 15 love."///

Lol.

[jno]

Andy Murray asks a librarian for a book about serving aces, but she says "You won't return it."

[Theland]

'' New balls please!''

[maggiebee]

Nice ones marval - couple I'll pinch.

[Patsy33]

Lol..

[zabado]

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says " No chance, you won't bring it back ".