Covid Lockdown

[Rondy]

I've had enough of this lockdown now.

If Michael Barrymore invited me to a pool party, I'd probably go.
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Last night on television, I heard a famous psychologist and therapist advise that, while staying isolated in this time of Coronavirus, we must embrace inner peace. To achieve this, she said we should always finish things we start in order to restore and preserve more calm to our lives.

I looked through my house to find things I'd started and hadn't finished, so I found and finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiumun srciptuns, an a box a chocletz.

Yu haf no idr how fablus I feel rite now.

Sned this to all who need innr pees. An telum u luvum. And two hash yer wands, stafe day avrybobby!!!

[Bazile]

Tank you constable Crabtree

[marval]

Oogd avdice