More Indecipherable Spam

[Canary42]

A few Abers caught this SPAM, but for those who didn't, here it is without the links/product name. I'm not even sure what it is, but it gave me a chuckle.

(Product) is an essentialness saver machine that through and through reduces how much the contraptions eat up electrical imperativeness. The devices work by improving the power deftly that engages the various instruments to utilize essentialness viably. At the point when the force is eaten up viably, there is a drop in the electric bills. The device makes the customer take their bills control reliably. Be it summers or winters; this imperativeness saver can work with both constrained air frameworks or warmers. It is invaluable to use and passes on results right away. The creators have set broad thought into the circuit of this imperativeness saver. The contraption contains capacitors that offer ability to the motors. This prompts the indication of an electromagnetic field along the contorting of the motor. At that point, the essentialness is furthermore reused back to the assignment lines through the standard part. In this way, the machines get responsive power, which grows their life and decreases the bill basically (link removed)

[tonyav]

LOL.
( did pp post it ).

[tiggerblue10]

I would recommend ibuprofen and a lie down for that.

[gness]

Or turning it off and on again, Tiggs?.... ;-)

[lankeela]

Well that's three minutes of my life I won't get back!

[tiggerblue10]

Is it turn-onable and turn-offable?

[jno]

there are plenty of posts on AB like that; I usually have a giggle and report them. They never last long. Some are about keto, but some I can't make head nor tail of.

[ToraToraTora]

didn't know PP was in advertising.

[Hopkirk]

I want one

[jno]

we're doing a bogof this week, Hopkirk

[sanmac]

I think that a certain moderator has one of them thar thingies and is using it to full-capacity this afternoon:)