So Lets Shaft Our Farmers.....
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Sex With You?
A group of blokes outside a pub and a woman walks by. One says to his mates,
"I'd give her one." The woman replies, "I wouldn't have sex with you if you
were the last man on earth." He answers, "Who said anything about sex? I was just
marking you out of ten!"
"I'd give her one." The woman replies, "I wouldn't have sex with you if you
were the last man on earth." He answers, "Who said anything about sex? I was just
marking you out of ten!"
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A very sharp buxom young teaching colleague received a similar comment from some pupils, her reply was classic, Don't send a boy to do a man's job! The pupil was so embarrassed and his friends thought it was hilarious, he never did it again!
On another occasion when she had reprimanded some pupil he threatened her, I'll report you, I'll tell them you locked me in the stock room and made me have sex with you! Her reply was You should be so bloody lucky!
I used to be so envious of her quick wit and putdowns.
On another occasion when she had reprimanded some pupil he threatened her, I'll report you, I'll tell them you locked me in the stock room and made me have sex with you! Her reply was You should be so bloody lucky!
I used to be so envious of her quick wit and putdowns.
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