Bizarre Spam Email

[aelmpvw]

here is the main gist of an email i have just received . . .

//I just received a phone call telling me that you are death in motor accident that is why i just want to be sure and he said that he is your next of king so Mr Iqbal Dhaliwal is here to take your compensation payment of US$850,000.00.Please it is very urgent that you will respond to this massage as soon as possible if you are still alive.//

I have responded to the 'massage' and can confirm that i am still alive

[Zacs-Master]

I hope you didn't.

[dannyk13]

Hilarious!

[Sqad]

LOL.

[brainiac]

I hope you didn't actually reply

[chelle7272]

Funny, but I hope responding hasn't landed you with any nasty viruses or malware.

[aelmpvw]

oh dear, i thought i'd made it clear that i'd responded to the life saving 'massage'

[Rosie29]

Ael - it's really best not to reply to anything at all
Whether by email or a phone call that you know isnt right.

[aelmpvw]

i give up

[Rosie29]

Im very sorry if I misunderstood you. I probably didnt read it all properly.

[Ken4155]

Was anyone at 'hand' to relieve the swelling, ael? :-))

[bhg481]

In your defenc, Rosie, I also read it that ael had responded to the email.

[aelmpvw]

for US$850,000 death benefit, Doris would have probably skipped the life saving massage

[Mamyalynne]

I'll cancel the flowers x

[THECORBYLOON]

That's been going since at least 2016, with the same spelling mistakes.

[tiggerblue10]

I would've said 'I'm responding to you from my grave - be afraid.......very, very, afraid......'!