Fatal Accident

[Rondy]

Police officer: "I'm sorry sir, but your wife has been involved in a fatal car accident and we'd like you to come with us so you can identify the body."
Husband: "I'm a bit busy right now. Can't you take a photo and tag me on facebook? If it's her I'll click 'Like'".

[Sqad]

Lol

[Hopkirk]

Give it a few years and that will probably be closer to the truth than you think.

[Canary42]

I'm with Hopkirk on this one - the de-personalisation via cyberspace is getting ever more pervasive, so there's a serious warning behind this joke.

[Patsy33]

Aww, that's love for you....

[Hopkirk]

One day they will just scan your microchip to confirm who are (or were)

[Theland]

Very true dark humour.