On The Ark

[Zacs-Master]

Do you think Noah took a woodpecker?

[aelmpvw]

probably left it ashore with the woodworm . . .

[Patsy33]

If he did, no wonder the story is full of holes....

[198kHz]

Disaster at Sea

It was a calm, still day in Yarmouth,
The channel clear and wide,
As the last of the timber sailing ships
Sailed out on the evening tide.

They never saw that ship again;
They searched when it was light,
But that fine old timber vessel sank
That clear and peaceful night.

No one knows what happened
On that night in 1910;
But the crew and her cargo of woodpeckers
Were never seen again.
Les Barker - 2005

[douglas9401]

Some call it morning glory.

[HansUrbancka]

No. It would have pecked at his head because Noah was as thick as two planks.

Hans.

[EdmundD]

If he did wouldn't he have taken two?

[Theland]

He asked for a Black & Decker, but got a black Woodpecker.

[Mozz71]

Did he need to take ducks and gulls? They must've been a right curse after the flood.

[Mamyalynne]

This is one of my favourite sensible answers.

https://www.quora.com/Where-would-Noah-have-kept-woodpeckers-on-his-ark

This picture always makes me smile.

https://tinyurl.com/y5b9l4oe

[Arrods]

Courtesy of Miles Jupp on Mock the week.

Noah said "If it carries on raining like this, then we're going to have to eat the unicorns."

[nailit]

I'd like to know, which member of Noah's family had gonorrhea?
Gonorrhea is entirely dependant on humans for its transmission so one of Noahs family had it!!!!

[douglas9401]

It was the little known stowaway, Auntie Biotic