My Kinda Humour

[Bobbisox1]

When I was in Lidl today a lady was picking through the frozen turkeys but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a shop assistant, ' Do these turkeys get any bigger?' The shop assistant replied, 'No ma'am, they're dead...

[Patsy33]

Lol..
I hope shop assistant got a roasting!

[AZardoz]

That's not a joke.
They walk amongst us.

[waterboatman]

How true!

[DTCwordfan]

Then, in being dead, they're like Bernard Matthews - I wonder who ate him?