Wanted

[Rondy]

A man is visiting a dating agency.
Man 'What I'm looking for is an unattractive woman in late middle age but looking a lot older. I'd like her to be harsh tongued, needlessly aggressive and with a cruel, unforgiving nature. A coarse, intolerant bully without any discernible intellect.'
Woman agent. 'Why do you want to meet a woman like that?'
Man 'My wife died about three months ago and I miss her.'

[Patsy33]

Lol!..