I might.....................

[rich-russian]

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get a pear out of the fruit bowl because I am hungry.

[Champagne]

muppet!!

[sunflower71]

yerrrrr the Russian is back to brighten up a dull friday afternoon at work!!!!!

[redcrx]

whats the question? or are you asking for ideas of where to put it?

[4getmenot]

Hope you choke on it

[Champagne]

I might�����������. go to the toilet because I think I'm about to wet myself.

[coco clown]

ahh bless!! i am so glad your not an attention seeker..

[rich-russian]

I like muppets! I heard you need sex.I am great at phone sex (apparently).Actually I have changed my mind.I will eat that left over piece of chocolate gateaux in the fridge.

[redcrx]

well if that thought aint enough to put you off sex champagne i dont know what will

[rich-russian]

Aaaawwww thanks sunflower! That is the reason I go on AB because people say things like that.

[rich-russian]

I am not going to phone him! I was joking.I AM good at phone sex though!

[whiffey]

I shall have a nice juicy pear when my shift ends !

[rich-russian]

I am asking for ideas where to put it.ie in my mouth where I will them chew it where it will be mixed with saliva and the enzymes in the saliva will break it down into small molecules so that it can be absorbed into the blood stream.

[whiffey]

Don't go into detail about the fibre.

[rich-russian]

No I won't! Just proving that I have a reasonable knowledge of biology.

[lexielou]

I should hope you have if you're pregnant!

[Champagne]

Mmmm� chocolate gateaux� now I want that too. Sex, doggy style, whilst eating a whole Sara Lee cake, drinking pink Champagne and watching The Simpsons on TV. Sounds like a plan to me!

Cake-scoffing, Russian, dog-killing, baby-carrying lesbians named Josh don't come into the equation though. Sorry love.

[rich-russian]

Yes where did this josh thing happen?Someone pretending to be me AGAIN was it? Champagne you are obsessed I hardly ever think of sex.We do not buy sara lee it contains artifical ingredients.

[lexielou]

I think you meant to say we don't eat Sara Lee as you can't buy it in M&S didn't you???!!!!!!!!!

[whiffey]

whiffey says to txt urgent.