At A Crowded Bar

[Rondy]

A drunk walks into a crowded bar and takes the last barstool next to an older woman. After awhile, the woman starts to smell this horrible odour coming from the direction of the drunk. She turns to him and says, "Excuse me Mister, but did you just *** yourself?" The drunk replied, "Yes ma'am, I have indeed *** myself." The woman says, "Well, why don't you go somewhere and clean yourself up?"
The drunk says, "'Cause I'm not finished yet..."

[Patsy33]

Ugh! Lol...

[Canary42]

Oh Rondy, that's vile :-D