Covid; Melchitt & Blackadder

10ClarionSt | 17:53 Wed 30th Dec 2020 | ChatterBank

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Melchitt: Field Marshall Haig has developed a top secret master plan that will
guarantee success against the enemy.
Blackadder: Would this plan involve our men climbing out of the trenches and walking
slowly towards the enemy?
Melchitt: How could you possibly know that, Blackadder? This is TOP SECRET!

Blackadder: Because we've done this 18 times already!

Melchitt: And that is what is so special about it! We've done it that many times,
they won't expect us to do it again!

And the casualties keep piling up! They could have been talking about Covid, couldn't they?

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pixie374

Yes, I remember him. Rik Mayall as well.

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Thanks for the replies folks and the corrections. The handling of this pandemic by the govt has got to be Blackadder-esque hasn't it? For Johnson, read Haig. For Melchett read Hancock. For the public, read Baldric. (Not you Balders) But who is Blackadder? Any ideas?