I Can't Light My Cigarette

[Ben1996]

I've lost my lighter I can't find it anywhere and I really am craving for a cigarette so how can I light a cigarette without using a cigarette lighter

[waterboatman]

rub two boy scouts together.

[seekeerz]

Where do you find two Boy Scouts at this time of the day ??

[AZardoz]

Do you have a stove top - turn on a ring.
Car - maybe a lighter in the dash.
Rub two sticks together.

[Bazile]

Methinks the OP is trying to wind us up

[lady-janine]

give up smoking. simples.

[Khandro]

'He said, " Have you got a light Mac?" I said, "No, but I've got a dark brown overcoat. "

Bonzo Dog.

[CrapAtCryptics]

presuming you have a car pop out and use the cigarette lighter

[Tilly2]

Walk to the paper shop and buy another lighter and a box of matches.

[Prudie]

ah - every smoker's nightmare (and most modern cars don't have an actual lighter fitted). Anyway, break the rules and ask a passer by or as mentioned you must have some form of cooker. Many a time I've used paper on an electric ring to light a ciggy.
PS most lost lighters are in pockets, under car seats or down the back of sofas.

[aelmpvw]

Tilly, he'll probably get home from the shop and can't find his fags

[Bazile]

Will this do ?

https://ibb.co/JRBGmHn

[malagabob]

Get yourself a battery there’s always old ones in the bottom of a draw. 2 short lengths of electrical wire hold the stripped end of one on the battery bottom the other hold it on the top terminal strike the other ends together to make a spark.
By the time you’ve done that you will have given up.

[aelmpvw]

while he's looking for an old battery he'll probably find a lighter

[Bazile]

^^^
And then he'll need some petrol for the lighter

[douglas9401]

Scan local papers for news of football fixtures and take it to the match.

[sanmac]

Press a toaster lever down and hold the cigarette against one of the hot elements.

[pixie374]

Yes... when I was a smoker, I used the toaster or the grill if necessary (don't try this at home lol).