Woman who did my mammogram was bout mid thirties I’d guess. I started talking nonsense, prob due to nerves. She said she had a daughter who was 8/9 years old. Her school had a thing where they had to write what mummy /daddy did as a job, and so she explained as basically as she could without mentioning the C word to worry her. Well, it turns out daughter put ‘my mummy looks at naked boobies all day’.
Good luck with parents evening!! ;)