Smart Toilets

[pastafreak]

Eeuuwww....technology gone mad?

https://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2021/01/16/smart-toilets-will-use-anal-fingerprints.aspx?ui=4d996f30993609ea8c08f40a1d4c72ba93a6e2a66859cdbb4c95ed4f39168299&cid_source=dnl&cid_medium=email&cid_content=art2HL&cid=20210116&mid=DM776580&rid=1060606453

[emmie]

does seem rather bizarre, anal fingerprints, makes the mind boggle..

[pastafreak]

My brain is still wobbling...

[jno]

poor doctors, being rung up all day by toilets

[Buenchico]

I wanna know if, after (erm, how shall I put this?) "receiving particularly heave use", it sends you an email recommending a much better Indian restaurant than the one you went to earlier ;-)

[Zacs-Master]

Sometimes technology is OTT.

[-SharonA-]

I thought you were talking about the loos in the street with touch button doors, where I had rather an unfortunate experience.

[Mamyalynne]

'Motion sensors' did give me a wry smile.

[Vagus]

Motion sensors would be working overtime in this house

[andy-hughes]

Buenchico - // I wanna know if, after (erm, how shall I put this?) "receiving particularly heave use", it sends you an email recommending a much better Indian restaurant than the one you went to earlier ;-) //

Brilliant!!!

And can we refine it a little further - as soon as it receives the indicated 'heavy use' - it automatically chills the toilet paper before use!!!

[TonyV]

I think I will stick to "old fashioned" and continue with the current set-up.

[DTCwordfan]

they could come up with smart toilets that have toys....for relief of course.....

[DTCwordfan]

Zac's //Sometimes technology is OTT.// - surely this is a case of under development?

[Buenchico]

Andy: I don't need any automation to chill my toilet rolls. When I was doing all that panic buying, during the first lockdown, I had to put it somewhere, so . . .
https://tinyurl.com/y6j24tx8

;-)

[douglas9401]

Anal Fingers, a classic from Roy Wood.

[Ken4155]

No thanks, I'll make do with my bog standard toilet :-))

[pastafreak]

Why would anyone even *think* to chill toilet rolls???

[douglas9401]

And who could forget the timeless Don't It Make My Brown Eye Blue?

[DTCwordfan]

Chilled toilet paper reminds me of a challenge put to us as students on a university expedition to the Breiðamerkurjökull Glacier back in the 70s, my sponsorship team reaching out to com.panies that one doesn't normally think of for funding - but who have products needed - like Scotch and toilet paper (and J-cloths). Yes, we got sponsored by Jeyes (then part of Cadbury) and their challenge was 'a photo of one of their products being used in an unusual position' - indeed, chilled bog paper may have met their challenge....

We satisfied them, a photo with a high-powered lens looking up the front of the glacier from a boat out on the lake with a lot of foreshortening and 'hexagons' of light cutting across the pic. We had been short of flags and had stitched up J-cloths..... the larger the picture got, as well as coarser, the better it became - and they were amazed and delighted when we presented it to them. However, a photo-map of chilled, coloured bog-paper under stones would have been far better?