Is This The Worst Dog Name

[rowanwitch]

Met nice old lady today with pretty golden cocker spaniel, stopped to chat as you do
She is a sweetie said I, what's her name
Well her mum is Willow, so we called her Beech.
Choking back giggles
That's nice, ... I had to walk away.

[Peter Pedant]

oh time to reccycle this one

there is on the internet a photo of Clinton and hillary on the White House lawn with their dog ( er Buddy I recall) and his muzzle buried in Clinton's crutch and a speech bubble from Hillary
I know ! Let;s call it Monica !

[DTCwordfan]

Peter.....

Hillary Clinton called Bill into her office one day and said, "Bill, I have a plan to win back Middle America!"

"Great Hillary, but how?" asked Bill.

"We'll get some cheesy clothes and shoes, like most Middle Class Americans wear, then stop at the pound and pick up a Labrador Retriever. Then, we'll go to a nice old country bar in Montana and show them how much admiration and respect we have for the hard working people living there."

So they did, and found just the place they were looking for in Bozeman, Montana. With the dog in tow, they walked inside and stepped up to the bar.

The bartender took a step back and said, "Hey! Aren't you Bill and Hillary Clinton?"

"Yes we are!" said Hillary, "And what a lovely town you have here. We were passing through and Bill suggested we stop and take in some local color."

They ordered a round of bourbon for the whole bar, and started chatting up a storm with anyone who would listen.

A few minutes later, a grizzled old farmer came in, walked up to the Labrador, lifted up its tail, looked underneath, shrugged his shoulders and walked out. A few moments later, in came another old farmer. He walked up to the dog, lifted up its tail, looked underneath, scratched his head and left the bar.

For the next hour, another dozen farmerss came in, each one lifted the dog's tail and left shaking their heads.

Finally, Hillary asked, "Why did all those old ranchers come in and look under the dog's tail? Is it some sort of custom?"

"Lord no," said the bartender. "Someone's out there running around town, claiming there's a Labrador Retriever in here with two asssholes!"

[douglas9401]

Sure maybe she really wanted t'ree dogs eventually.

[DTCwordfan]

I would call my next one 'Useless' (Monarch of the Glen) or 'Flatulence'

[rowanwitch]

If I get a dog, I am calling it broccoli, unless it's a collie.
Cats, mandhu, and alonia
My friend s son had turtles, Michelangelo, Raphael, and littleshit

[goodgoalie]

Don't think it's that bad, really. Frank Skinner called his son Buzz

[Anonizator]

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