Reasons Why I Am Not Wealthy.

[SparklyKid]

Just back from Morrisons weekly shop.

If it wasn't for booze and cat food I could have saved £70.

[Hopkirk]

If only you smoked.
You could give up and save an absolute fortune.

[vulcan42]

I find it ironic that thanks to the lockdownI can now afford five new tyres that I don't need now as I can't go anywhere because of the lockdown.

[Prudie]

I've always realised that if I didn't smoke and have 2 cats I'd be about £4k a year better off.

[Bobbisox1]

Rocky if travel is restricted to Europe then , you could perhaps be with her in Spain for her birthday?

[Hopkirk]

Prudie, the fags can go but the cats must stay.

[Old_Geezer]

Flog the cat.
Brew your own beer. Ferment your own wine. Distil your own moonshine.

[lankeela]

With five dogs I am never going to be wealthy - just taken delivery of a box of treats that cost almost £100 - hairy lambs ears - having usually bought hairy rabbit ears which they love and devour in seconds. Now watching them all carry them round trying to find somewhere to hide them instead of eating them straight away like they do the rabbit ears and wondering why I bother.

[Baldric]

Can't remember, years ago, and the only time I handle cash now is the couple of £1 coins I keep in the glovebox to release supermarket trolleys.

[rockyracoon]

'Rocky if travel is restricted to Europe then , you could perhaps be with her in Spain for her birthday?'

That's certainly an option. Her birthday is the beginning of Dec, so I'm hoping she'll be home around abouts then. My anxiety is her not being able to come home for Christmas because of quarantine either here or her return there. I now wish she hadn't chosen to study Spanish, and so does she as the year abroad is starting to get quite challenging.

[jennyjoan]

wrote a screed there and lost it LOL

Enjoy your money Sparkly cos you can't take it with you and there are no pockets in your shroud. Give everything you can to your catty cos there are no companions like our animals. They ask you for nothing but love you unconditionally. I;m gonna cry here Sparkly LOL

[eve1974]

Lol- I know the feeling! Dog food and alcohol are our big costs !

[david small]

No pets except for a 29 year old cockatiel who sucks seeds slowly. Don’t smoke, drink, or gamble. Sartorially challenged, limited mileage due to lockdown. Very very rich indeed. Also compulsive liar.