It's The Way I Tell Em.

[Rondy]

She entered the office of a noted divorce lawyer. 'I want to know if I have grounds for divorce? 'she asked.
'Are you married?' asked the lawyer.
'Yes, I am.'
'Then, 'he replied, 'You have sufficient grounds.'
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Innkeeper: "The room is £15 a night. It's £5 if you make your own bed."
Guest: "I'll make my own bed."
Innkeeper: "Good. I'll get you some nails and wood."
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[Theland]

Find a better way :-)

[DTCwordfan]

I would tell a joke about a bed, but it hasn’t been made up yet.

Oops sorry, here is one: Saw a shop saying they were having a bed sale, 50% off everything. When I went in, all of their beds were only three foot long.

[Theland]

Singularly funny!

[Patsy33]

Lol..
The Innkeeper's surname wasn't Ikea, was it?...

[piggynose]

Is this the joke section?

[Theland]

Yes.
Scraping the barrel :-(

[Theland]

And the lady said to the lawyer, '' That's a strange picture on your wall. A man pulling a cows horns, a woman pulling its tail, and another man on a stool milking it''

''Ah yes,'' said the lawyer. ''The cow is your estate. Thats you pulling the tail, your husband pulling the horns.''

''Who is that on the stool?'' asked the lady.

The lawyer replied, ''Me!''

[zebo]

Reminds me of a holiday in the 60s to a brand new holiday camp in Wales, Dad and Uncle came out of the office and said 'We have to wait an hour, they're making the beds'. Mum said 'if they give us the bedding we can make the beds'. Uncle laughed. 'No, they're making the beds, they're building them!'.
That's not a joke, it really happened, the only part of that holiday I remember.