Tip Of The Day!!

[Smowball]

Do not attempt to go upstairs to get ready whilst carrying a glass of wine, a bottle of sparkling water, a mobile phone, a charger AND a book, all at the same time !! #fallxownthestairs #crash #glasseverywhere ##agony #idiot. Won’t even say what Mr Smow said!!

[waterboatman]

I can guess! :o}

[Smowball]

It actually could have been serious - I could have landed on the jagged broken glass. Think I need to come with a Government health warning.

[emmie]

you should smow, danger to others....and yourself

[Smowball]

I agree lol x

[fraser]

Glass of wine at this time of morning!

[barry1010]

Anaother disaster in the Smow household. You should wear an inflatable suit for all round protection or carpet your house with the stuff they use under playground equipment.
Hope it was white wine and a red carpet, not the other way round :D

[Bazile]

Smow
Are you making all this up?

[douglas9401]

Chortle.

[Ken4155]

Always thought the 'tip of the day - and every day' is to not eat soup with a fork.

[barry1010]

Trip of the day is the more apt title :D

[barry1010]

You went wrong in a very fundamental way. You should have been carrying a bottle of wine and a glass of water. I'm guessing the majority of the bottle of wine was in your stomach at the time

[Bazile]

Ken
Or open a can of soup , whilst holding it upside down