Sturgeon

[Rondy]

Traffic was backed up for miles, the police were going car to car. When they got to my car I asked the officer what was going on.
He said "It's Nicola Sturgeon. She's up there threatening to set herself on fire! We are going car to car collecting donations."
"Donations!" I said, "How much you got so far?"
He said "about ten gallons."

[Bobbisox1]

Uh -oh :0)

[DTCwordfan]

Now this is a flash in the pan story.