You know you are Russian when......

[girlirussian]

Your car costs more than your college education

Your blood has a permanent vodka content level, no matter you have been
drinking or not

Any outfit you wear involves leather (even in the summer even when no coats
are worn)

People are always asking you if you can get them a cheep deal
on something...and you can

Every sentence you say or hear starts with "blyat" and ends with "nahuy"

You know the new line of Nokia's 3 months before they come out on the market

You can't go to the movies on Sunday night without having to save 20 seats
for your late friends cuz they're buying seeds

You don't mind family get-togethers because you know the grandmas will be
making dinner

You know all the cops by their first names

You know someone who works at a dental lab

You are somehow related to most of the people you know

On the weekends your place of residence is the pool hall

You drive a Honda (or, in the EXTREME worse case a Nissan), and your windows
are tinted to twice the legal limit

Your Honda is a 5-speed stick shift, and you laugh at anyone driving an
automatic by calling them lohs

At any given moment you are carrying at least a dime bag of weed...

Your uncle is in the Russian Mafia or is a former employee of the KGB

Everyone you know has a bottle of smirnoff in their trunk.

You start thinking of bread as a good mixer for vodka

You know more than 30 Olgas, Irinas, Natashas, and Annas


NOT FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But the last one is true for me!

[loobie]

You know you are Russian when...... you're a d**khead.

[crete]

must be illegal substance involved in this question.

[4getmenot]

when you dont match any of the above :-)

[Pippa68]

Most of those sound like descriptions of Chavs..

You did forget one though:

The ability to talk Bo11ox for hours on end.

:o)

[dot.hawkes]

that is too complex a question for the original SR and too well presented.

[girlirussian]

No this is the original SR !

[redcrx]

the fake SRs arent as annoying are they dot? Its just boring now.

[bebo]

i must say girirussian .your spelling has improved enormously!

[dot.hawkes]

It isn;t arrogant enough, the question has too few 'I' s and 'me' s and it isn't as immature in grammar, layout or content. There isn't the air of flippancy either. Or was that just hysterics?