I Think My Hog Is Dented

[sunny-dave]

It's bacon me cry ...

[Mamyalynne]

Have you dropped it?

[gness]

That'll be the wine you served with dinner, Dave.....have a lie down...x

[tonyav]

There is a host in my house, pleeze hulp.

[gness]

Bet Tony wouldn't complain if he found a hostess in his house.... ;-)

[Mamyalynne]

There's a bole in my hucket.

[MartinMillar]

It will be fine with a bit of brown sauce

[sunny-dave]

My hog has laryngitis ...

... he's disgruntled.

[gness]

Well bend it mear Damya....x

[sunny-dave]

I think he needs oinkment ...

[tonyav]

gnessBet Tony wouldn't complain if he found a hostess in his house.... ;-)

Wot !, do you mean one of those Teasmaid things, gness :-)

[sunny-dave]

She's off her trolley, tony ...

[Lie-in King]

Poor hog, teach you to leave the keys where Gness can reach them...

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[gness]

Can you blame me, LiK! The government announced the pubs were opening.... :-)

[Lie-in King]

Have they not yet realised that "the public" is a different animal than "a Gness"? ;-)

[DTCwordfan]

smoked or unsmoked - and then there is that wonderful Irish creation, a colcannon - with a pint or three of Guinness, rested for at least ten minutes each.

[gness]

I think after my birthday committee meeting with an agenda on the village green they...and the village priest... decided to leave "a Gness" alone to do her own thing, LiK....bliss....x

[DTCwordfan]

'Bring up Seamus's JCB, just in case' - noted in the local meeting accounts, even in the Kerry records too.