Piano Tuner

[Rondy]

A woman answered the front door to find a workman standing on the porch and carrying a box of tools.
"I'm the piano tuner ma'am" he announced.
"But I didn't send for a piano tuner."
"I know, but your neighbours did!"

[aelmpvw]

at least she wasn't on the fiddle

[DTCwordfan]

or blowing her trumpet....

[Canary42]

Did he have the key to her flat

[calmck]

Or banging her drum