Gays?

[maggiebee]

Daughter: What does gays mean?
Me: Well you know mum and dad love each other - two men can love each other the same
way.
Daughter: So what's penetrating gays
Me: Er.......... read me the whole sentence.
Daughter: She stared at him with a penetrating gaze.
Me: Oh

[jno]

"okay, so what's extra virgin mean?"

[sunny-dave]

Dunno - just throw another [redacted] on the fire ...

[Hopkirk]

Not as frightening to be asked as when my son asked what offside meant in football.