She Didn't Wash Her Hands!!

[pastafreak]

A cookery demo on lunchtime tv.
She...don't know her name but not a professional cook...was handling raw chicken. And then salt and pepper with her fingers...and the host is saying "there's a sink behind you"...she handles a few other things before finally going to the sink.
And I'm screaming at the telly...

[pastafreak]

Ohhh c***!!!
I'd be looking for ways out...the bathroom window maybe?

[DTCwordfan]

It's a long way down to Tipperary, Pasta......

[gness]

The bathroom window was smaller than us, Pasta. Just hoping the wine I guzzled had antiseptic properties.

[sunny-dave]

I still remember (with a shudder) buying some bread at a Crafte Fayre run by a local church - and then hearing one of the 'Ladies who Bake' saying to a friend ...

... "I love kneading dough as I always find my fingernails much cleaner afterwards".

[barry1010]

The old ones are the best ones, sunny-d. I've often said that.