You see, what it was was that Running Bear loved little White Dove with a love that couldn't die, but their tribes fought with each other so their love could never be, and so they threw kisses to each other across the raging river until one night Running Bear dove (sorry!) into the water and little White Dove did the same and they swam up to each other till their hands touched and their lips met and the raging river pulled them down, and something about their religion. Anyway: