The Fancy Dress Party

[Canary42]

A man turned up for a fancy dress party with a woman
on his back. This led to the following conversation
with another guest :-

"What have you come as?"


"A snail"


"Well, who is that on your back?"


"Oh, that's Michelle"

[Hopkirk]

Just been let down by the people who work at the fancy dress shop after I tried to order a Shepherd’s outfit. Can’t get the staff.