Reminds me of a very funny (and old) joke ...
I can't remember the details, words to the effect of:
Bruce is at the building site, sitting on the dunny when he feels a bite on his ***. Looking down, he catches a glimpse of a funnel web spider, Oz's most deadly!
He runs out shouting his predicament. The foreman, Barry, says "Sorry Bruce, but we've got no antivenom. Let me call the doc."
Barry calls the doctor to explain that Bruce has been bitten by a funnel web and they have no antivenom.
The doc tells Barry "You're gonna have to suck the venom out, and fast, or Bruce is a gonner."
Barry hangs up.
"Wod the doc say?" asks Bruce, grimacing.
Looking his helpless friend in the eyes, Barry replies "He said you're gonna die, Bruce."