Locksmith

[Patsy33]

A man is sitting in the dock at court.
The judge asks the man for his occupation.
"I'm a locksmith, your honour", the defendant replies.
"And what were you doing at the jewellers at three in the morning when police arrived at the scene", the judge inquires.
"I was making a bolt for the door".

[Spicerack]

Hingenious.

[Bazile]

''So, you're a comedian are you - what's the name of your company '' asked the judge

Hinge & Bracket , replied the defendant

[marval]

lol

[gulliver1]

A key worker no doubt.

[iansolin]

It's bad for him to close the doors since he was caught, lol. Of course, I do not encourage such amateur activity, but I would not turn to him for new locks.
I'll send a joke to my locksmiths from https://www.locksmithsingapore.sg/ . It will be fun to find out if they would have had time before the police arrived or not. Just kidding, just kidding. How many times I order work from them, I have never had any problems with this yet. Reliable guys.
Have you ever had funny stories with locksmiths? It's interesting to hear if anyone has ever had something like this.