What Stupid Thing Have You Done Today?

[barry1010]

I spilt some hot fat on my kitchen floor tiles and instead of cleaning up properly, I got the worst up with a paper towel then sprayed it with an all-purpose cleaner, turning the floor into a very effective skating rink.
I nearly went down but still managed to jar my back. Could have been worse.

My wife has done a proper job. I have limped my way to the sofa.

[bednobs]

i sent my husband out on his own to buy a new tv ....

[barry1010]

bednobs wins

[bednobs]

sorry barry we all lost :(

[andy-hughes]

APG - // Thats not being stupid though is it Andy -its just being Male :-) //

That would mean that being male and being stupid are one and the same ....

Ohhhhh,

Riiiiight ......

[jno]

swatted a moth on my desk. Something fell down and I picked it up. Turned out to be the glass cover from my desk light, which was red hot. So a burnt finger and I missed the moth.

[tamborine]

Needed a baking tin from kitchen cupboard & found yellow bramble stems growing from under floor boards. Soaked the bramble plant in vinegar to kill it & litre container tipped over. Crockery covered in vinegar & cupboard stinks. Ive shut the door & left it, to rest with g&t.

[choux]

tamborine, liking your style ;)

[Zacs-Master]

Made myself a vodka and tonic. Enjoyed it, Finished it, went into the kitchen to make another and saw the spirit measure sat there with my vodka in. I’d had a tonic (with lime and ice of course) but no vodka.

[Musictv2019]

Last night my throat was sore so I couldn't eat my salad so my mummy wrapped it in cling film in the fridge my daddy ate it today and got food poisoning even though it was fine yesterday.

[pastafreak]

You measure????

[Zacs-Master]

I was trying to be sensible. Doubles of course!

[-SharonA-]

Lol @ Zacs, but I've done something similar. Years ago was going to a party and I took an empty water bottle filled with vodka. But in my haste picked up a fresh water bottle and wondered why I wasn't getting drunk!!!

[237SJ]

I believed the weather forecast in this country and thought it might just be nice to live here (I was wrong)

[douglas9401]

Ooooh, they'll be after you shortly. :-)

[pastafreak]

I think I just cracked my crock pot...aarrgghhh!
Very...very...stupid :((

[Khandro]

Lost 2 golf balls & found none, & got beaten at chess by the computer on an embarrassingly low setting. :0(

[campbellking]

Got partway up the steps at the train station only to remember I had left my shopping on the train so had to dash back to fetch it otherwise no lunch tomorrow