Does Bread Bruise

[roadman]

I just dropped a loaf

[Barsel]

Put some witch hazel on it and that will bring the bruise out.
Have you checked for any lumps?
Put some butter on it and it will be fine.

[Mozz71]

Only if you his someone really hard with a crusty roll.

[Ken4155]

"I just dropped a loaf." As Homer Simpson would almost say, 'Dough'.

[Barsel]

Be more careful in future roadman, loaves have already gone through kneading!
I hope you didn't kick it while it was on the floor.

[david small]

Wasn’t bread used as a bruise healing agent years ago by certain old wives tales?

[Togo]

Not sure about bruising but you can cripple a loaf.

[Patsy33]

Who kneads to know?

[Togo]

^ Haha. Don't rise to it roadman.

[Barsel]

Patsy stop pinching my jokes. :-) x

[Mozz71]

If it didn't it'll be a slice of luck.

[Togo]

At least you didn't drop your Bloomers.

[Patsy33]

Sorry Barsel, you're obviously better bred..

[Canary42]

If French it could be in pain .

[roadman]

I tried to catch the loaf with my foot so i did kind of kick it also

[Togo]

It has a bit of corn in it then?

[Patsy33]

Rye did you do that? At yeast you didn't flatten it..

[Mags22]

MY MUm Used to put butter on our bruises!

[bednobs]

"Does Bread Bruise"
only if you sleep with it then never call it back