Lies

[maggiebee]

A young lady walks into a supermarket and on her way round she spots the chap who's had his wicked way with her the previous evening after they had met in a club.

He was stacking washing powder boxes on the shelves.

"You lying barsteward!" she shouts, "last night you told me you were a stunt pilot!"

"No," he says, "I told you I was a member of the Ariel display team."

[Bobbisox1]

Haha, good one

[Patsy33]

Lol!