Supported by various cushions and wrapped in blankets
Slipped and fell and my hypermobile, arthritic joints went all over the place. Hit my back ribs on the edge of the shower doors. Can't get up and OH canT lift me because of my loose joints. My sciatica and stenosis were feeling better are now hurting again.
Waiting for an ambulance. To get me off the floor. Cat decided to sit on me. Listening to radio. the
Breaking news 2: The man arrested for setting fire to ladies underwear to practise his semaphore has been released. Police said he was temporarily unhinged after finding his wife under a pile of cats and dogs on the bathroom floor talking to the u-bend.
You poor soul. I’ve just read this catalog of misfortune.
You bare your dilemma with remarkable fortitude. I would have moaned continuously. I do wish you better health. Your sense of humour is in fine fettle.