Dead Goldfish

[Rondy]

Little Kathy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbour peered over the fence.

Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Kathy?"

"My goldfish died," replied Kathy tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him."

The neighbour was moved by the little girls emotion.

"Oh, I'm so sorry. But that's an awfully big hole for a little goldfish, isn't it honey?"

Kathy patted down the last pile of earth and then replied, "That's because he's inside your bloody cat!"

[DTCwordfan]

old one but good - don't let Wolfie see this or she'll be digging a hole for you.