Did you hear about the man who bought a dog with no legs?
He called it cigarette. He used to take it out for a drag.
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Did you know that the Irish recently built their own submarine?
It's got wire mesh on the windows to keep out the flies.
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Do you remember that game that children used to play, where they knocked people's doors and and ran away?
They still play it today, it's called Parcel Force.
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